Because everyone needs a dose.
1. Fly only what you can afford to lose.
2. If a fight is fair, someone did not plan well enough.
3. If you are going nowhere, be sure to travel in good company.
4. Do what you will, death will do as it wishes.
5. Truth is often sad, but there is much fun to be had in making light of it.
6. Few things are more dangerous than an incomplete education.
7. No education is ever complete.
8. Make few rules. Enforce all of them.
9. You can either learn to win, or learn not to lose. These paths lead to entirely different life experiences.
10. With enough guns, you can destroy the universe, but they will not rebuild it for you.